Smoke and Vapor
(read on ao3 if you rather)
If you asked Crowley,he would tell you he didn’t love anything; Demons didn’t love after all, and he might be a shoddy demon, but even he wasn’t that shoddy. If you asked Aziraphale, he would light up and give you a laundry list of the things Crowley loved, from his Bentley to his plants, to champagne. Aziraphale was more right than Crowley, of course; Crowley loved lots of things. But, if you really sat Crowley down and pressed, he’d admit to loving three things– Aziraphale, his Bentley, and his vape. (For the record, if you asked Aziraphale to list the things he hated, after hemming and hawing he would number Crowley’s vape among them).
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