i will pardon nothing
Pines. 27. Bi. "Writer". Aspiring lighthouse hermit. Find me in Gravity Falls.

Smoke and Vapor

(read on ao3 if you rather)

If you asked Crowley,he would tell you he didn’t love anything; Demons didn’t love after all, and he might be a shoddy demon, but even he wasn’t that shoddy. If you asked Aziraphale, he would light up and give you a laundry list of the things Crowley loved, from his Bentley to his plants, to champagne. Aziraphale was more right than Crowley, of course; Crowley loved lots of things. But, if you really sat Crowley down and pressed, he’d admit to loving three things– Aziraphale, his Bentley, and his vape. (For the record, if you asked Aziraphale to list the things he hated, after hemming and hawing he would number Crowley’s vape among them).

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is jake gyllenhaal gay?? 

helloitsbees:

dailynarnia:

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

happy pride month to this post specifically

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erzvolnes:

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immortal words

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lino-nyangi:

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

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daughter-of-sapph0:

happy pride

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fandomsandfeminism:

fandomsandfeminism:

Its almost that time of year again!

Happy Pride! 

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naniiebimworks:

Things are still interesting for the ineffable spouses after the Armageddoff.

Crowley helps Aziraphale have even LESS customers in the bookstore, which has started to get a Reputation.

(He’s also growing his hair out.)

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klaasje:

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this screenshot from the $60 gollum game is killing me

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just finished this is how you lose the time war, I literally want to eat this book, it was amazing.

Jun 28 2023 / 2 notes

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